1. On fairness:

2. On naming:

3. On comparing yourself to others:

4. On child-rearing:

5. On boys vs. girls:

6. On teaching:

7. On same-sex marriage:

8. On picking sides:

9. On existentialism:

10. On jokes:

11. On empty nesting:

12. On sandwiches:

13. On boredom:

14. On life:

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A Reddit user's father fitted Louis CK for glasses, and this was the resulting autograph.