1. This highly soothing drill.
2. And this sweet-toothed one.
3. These resourceful flip-flops.
4. These bold slippers.
5. This culinarily ambitious soda can.
6. This brave little binder clip.
7. And this binder clip that will totally keep your baby in line.
8. This bobby pin that knows its true value.
9. Everything that went into making this a reality.
10. This retractable leash that might save your damn life*.
11. This doormat that just wants you to live well.
12. This deeply sneaky VitaminWater.
13. This hanger that knows you deserve a good night's sleep.
14. This brave hair elastic.
15. This rubber band that wants you to look your absolute best.
16. This Alton Brown-approved egg carton.
No more unsightly, desperate squeezing of condiment bottles.