1. Banned Book Socks

May the censorship keep your toesies warm.
2. Book Bath Caddy

Complete with space for a wineglass and a candle.
3. East and West Egg Necklaces

For you and your most disillusioned-by-capitalism BFF.
4. Book Pillow

For night owls (and not-so-night owls).
5. Edgar Allen Poe-ka Dot Phone Case

Quoth the raven, "Ugh can u not."
6. Book Rest Toilet Paper Holder

Nature calls.
7. Library Card Tote

Check YOU out!
8. Parents' Voice Recorder Storybook

For those times when you and your little bookworm have to be apart.
9. Pemberley Pennant

First-round draft pick: Mr. Darcy. And second. And third.
10. Page-Turning Bookmark

It does all the work of remembering your page for you.
11. Le Petit Prince Shirt

For the petit-est prince (or princess) you know.
13. Zipper Bookmark

For the books you can't bear to close.
14. Harold and the Purple Crayon Onesie

Because love of literature starts from day one.
15. "So It Goes" Necklace

Poo-tee-weet, mofos.
17. Stack of Books Print

Who needs sightlines when you have this bounty?
18. Bibliophile Soy Candles

Scents include "Oxford Library," "Book Cellar," and "Trashy Romance Novel."
19. Cast-Iron Hand Sculpture

Sometimes you're just too lazy to hold your own dang book.
20. Jilted Literary Lover Matches

For your bitterest pal.
22. Literary San Francisco Puzzle

If you can stop reading it for long enough to put the damn thing together.
23. Hogwarts Alumni Crop Top

Wear your house pride on your midriff.
24. Bookshelf Necklace

WHAT IS THIS, A LIBRARY FOR ANTS??
25. Literary Temporary Tattoos

Find out more about this new product line here.
26. Map of Middle Earth Dress
!["My eyes [of Mordor] are up here!"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-11/17/12/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-28938-1416245861-9.png)
"My eyes [of Mordor] are up here!"
27. Anne of Green Gables Full-Text Poster

If you've run out of room on your bookshelf but still have space on your walls.
28. Wine Group Tote Bag

SO REAL.
29. Instant Dictionary

It'll tell you the definition of and synonyms for any given word right on the spot.
30. Sylvia Plath Earrings

;(
31. Female Authors Umbrella

THEY'RE WATCHING.
32. "So Little Time" Bookends

Unless you think it'll just stress you out.
33. Bedside Book Hook

Turn books into ~ART~ when they're not being read.
34. The Fault in Our Stars Necklaces

BRB SOBBING.
35. Adjustable Tablet Stand

For sleepy (and/or lazy) e-readers.