4. Book Pillow

13. Zipper Bookmark

Bonus points if you pair one of these with a book (or seven).
May the censorship keep your toesies warm.
Complete with space for a wineglass and a candle.
For you and your most disillusioned-by-capitalism BFF.
For night owls (and not-so-night owls).
Quoth the raven, "Ugh can u not."
Nature calls.
Check YOU out!
For those times when you and your little bookworm have to be apart.
First-round draft pick: Mr. Darcy. And second. And third.
It does all the work of remembering your page for you.
For the petit-est prince (or princess) you know.
For the books you can't bear to close.
Because love of literature starts from day one.
Poo-tee-weet, mofos.
Who needs sightlines when you have this bounty?
Scents include "Oxford Library," "Book Cellar," and "Trashy Romance Novel."
Sometimes you're just too lazy to hold your own dang book.
For your bitterest pal.
If you can stop reading it for long enough to put the damn thing together.
Wear your house pride on your midriff.
WHAT IS THIS, A LIBRARY FOR ANTS??
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"My eyes [of Mordor] are up here!"
If you've run out of room on your bookshelf but still have space on your walls.
SO REAL.
It'll tell you the definition of and synonyms for any given word right on the spot.
;(
THEY'RE WATCHING.
Unless you think it'll just stress you out.
Turn books into ~ART~ when they're not being read.
BRB SOBBING.
For sleepy (and/or lazy) e-readers.