Every one of these was listed in the "free" section of various Craigslists, from New York City to Anchorage.
Sadly, many have already expired or been claimed, but that is the entropy of this vast universe we inhabit, and their memories live on here.
1. This vagina couch.
2. This gently used sex swing.
3. These festive lizard hats.
4. This poor delinquent daughter's booze.
5. Your final resting place.
6. (Don't worry, there's also one for your dog.)
7. This toy that's also a harbinger of death.
8. These life-changer dog diapers.
9. This hot dog art.
10. This ass-produce.
11. This boat that won't float.
12. This.
13. These bits n' pieces.
14. These unloved lil' jelly beans.
15. This new friend.
16. This staggering collection.
17. This crime fighter.
18. This senselessly violent piece of furniture.
19. This day-brightener.
20. Kale.
