1. Print out a fake parking ticket.
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Download it here.
2. Or, for humans too young to drive, an unsolvable word search.
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Perfect for long car rides. Download it here.
3. Add googly eyes to everything.
4. Like, seriously, everything.
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They make everything better.
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5. Jello makes an easy undrinkable drink.
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Directions here.
6. Rocks make inedible strawberries.
7. And soy sauce and Sprite combine to make the most vile Diet Coke of all time.
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Directions here.
8. Make a shower toasty.
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This is totally bizarre but for some reason it is also hilarious.
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9. Wake someone up nice and good.
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Duct tape an air horn inside the door and then GTFO of there.
10. Toy with someone's emotions*.
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*DON'T REALLY DO THIS, YOU SADISTIC WRETCH.
11. For a highly subtle prank with few to no consequences, try repackaging candy.
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It will at least mildly annoy a friend with a sweet tooth.
12. For a medium-ly mean prank, disguise onions as candy apples.
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13. And for an impossibly cruel prank, fill doughnuts with mayo.
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YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER.
14. Render soap useless with clear nail polish.
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They'll smell all day.
15. Terrify your coworkers with a fake milk splatter.
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And make them wonder why you were drinking milk? Strong bones, etc. Directions here.
16. Terrify your mom/roommate/boyfriend with fake spilled nail polish.
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All it takes is some wax paper.
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17. Who's that at the door?
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It's Nicolas Cage!!! This is v. mean because it is not real life, but maybe one day your incredibly disappointed prank-ee will forgive you.
18. Just remember to keep it kind.
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:(((
19. And only pick on someone your own size.
