1. Print out a fake parking ticket.
2. Or, for humans too young to drive, an unsolvable word search.
3. Add googly eyes to everything.
4. Like, seriously, everything.
5. Jello makes an easy undrinkable drink.
6. Rocks make inedible strawberries.
7. And soy sauce and Sprite combine to make the most vile Diet Coke of all time.
8. Make a shower toasty.
9. Wake someone up nice and good.
10. Toy with someone's emotions*.
11. For a highly subtle prank with few to no consequences, try repackaging candy.
12. For a medium-ly mean prank, disguise onions as candy apples.
13. And for an impossibly cruel prank, fill doughnuts with mayo.
14. Render soap useless with clear nail polish.
15. Terrify your coworkers with a fake milk splatter.
16. Terrify your mom/roommate/boyfriend with fake spilled nail polish.
17. Who's that at the door?
18. Just remember to keep it kind.
19. And only pick on someone your own size.
