Nifty·Posted on Jun 6, 201417 Things People In Stock Photos Like To Do On The ToiletLife is short, pee while you eat.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Talk on the phone while holding a guitar. 2. Talk on the phone, smugly, with a landline right next to them. 3. Catch up on News. 4. Also: dog news. 5. Also: baby news. 6. Think. 7. Enjoy a treat. 8. Work on a laptop. 9. The bigger... 10. ...the better. 11. Draw. 12. Actually be in the toilet. 13. (Grown-ups too.) 14. Contemplate the fate of the recording industry. 15. And that of the publishing industry. 16. This. 17. Appreciate nature.