1. Talk on the phone while holding a guitar.
2. Talk on the phone, smugly, with a landline right next to them.
3. Catch up on News.
4. Also: dog news.
5. Also: baby news.
7. Enjoy a treat.
8. Work on a laptop.
9. The bigger…
10. …the better.
12. Actually be in the toilet.
13. (Grown-ups too.)
14. Contemplate the fate of the recording industry.
15. And that of the publishing industry.
17. Appreciate nature.
- UK Prime Minister Theresa May is triggering Brexit today. Britain is set to leave the European Union in 2019 👋 🇬🇧
- The US House of Representatives voted to undo landmark internet privacy rules that protect your sensitive information like browsing history 💻
- Companies like Nestle, Ben & Jerry's, and General Mills say they'll keep fighting carbon pollution despite Trump's climate change executive order.
- Two UN investigators' bodies were found in a shallow grave after they went missing in the Democratic Republic of Congo.