17 Things People In Stock Photos Like To Do On The Toilet

    Life is short, pee while you eat.

    1. Talk on the phone while holding a guitar.

    2. Talk on the phone, smugly, with a landline right next to them.

    3. Catch up on News.

    4. Also: dog news.

    5. Also: baby news.

    6. Think.

    7. Enjoy a treat.

    8. Work on a laptop.

    9. The bigger...

    10. ...the better.

    11. Draw.

    12. Actually be in the toilet.

    13. (Grown-ups too.)

    14. Contemplate the fate of the recording industry.

    15. And that of the publishing industry.

    16. This.

    17. Appreciate nature.