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Here's Your New Favorite Tumblr Sneme

We've been taken to snurch (snail and/or snake church).

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Let me explain you a thing. It's best to cue up Hozier's "Take Me To Church" while we do this.

It's....uh.....well, this?

And this?

This, too.


I'm pretty confident that Marilyn Manson never said this.

The sneme (snake and/or snail meme) is all over Tumblr all of a sudden.

It's taken a strange hold over many a dashboard.


And it's been making liberal use of previous Tumblr memes as it goes.


They apparently evolved separately, only to eventually conjoin into one masterful sneme.

The snake side of the sneme family apparently came to us via the Cartoon Network series Steven Universe.

View this video on YouTube

"Snake people — or sneople — control our government at the highest level." H/T to Know Your Meme for pointing out these connections.


The snail meme, meanwhile, appears to have originated from Tumblr user Rhubabe's take on a certain Hozier hit:

Eventually they met and formed a beautiful monstrosity.

Though it should be noted that the snemes do "technically" have different linguistic structures.

And who knows where the hell any of it's going.

But one thing's for sure: