1.
You cannot tell me that Sam Wilson is not the secret heart and soul of Civil War.
2.
He's one of the fly-est superheroes out there.
3.
He's got some of the best jokes in the whole damn franchise.
4.
He allows himself to get involved in fights he didn't start just because he has A TENDER HEART.
5.
He's just an innocent young man pulled into this by his instant devotion to an attractive stranger.
6.
He's literally the best friend you could ever ask for.
7.
He'll sit by your bedside and he'll stay there until he knows for sure that you're OK.
8.
He'll come with you to the funeral of the most important woman in your life.
9.
But he's also a master of the subtle side-eye.
10.
His relationship to Bucky is a masterpiece...
11.
And we're duty-bound to explore it in fic for years to come.
12.
When he gets beat in a fight by Ant-Man he's got his priorities right straight.
13.
But he'll also fuck you the fuck up.
14.
He got the best meet-cute in Marvel history.
15.
This bond is so immediate, you know he'll be essential from hereon out.
16.
But he's not just a goddamn comic relief sidekick, he's the HEART.
17.
He's the Samwise Gamgee of the Marvel Universe and it both breaks and mends my tired heart.
