In 2015, Mila Kunis starred in the greatest cinematic achievement of all time, Jupiter Ascending.
The film got a 28% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, because the world does not know pure glory when it's whisper-screaming right in front of them.
More recently, Mila was on The Late Late Show With James Corden when James gave her a choice: Describe the plot of Jupiter Ascending or eat a cow tongue.
He also threw in the task of explaining her decision to star in the movie in the first place.
The challenge frankly overwhelmed her.
But she tried. Oh, she tried, kind of.
But Mila just couldn't do it. She quickly decided just to bite right into that cow tongue.