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5 Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theories That Will Make You Question Everything

She's dominating the award shows, and possibly the world.

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1. She's a participating member of "The-Website-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"


T-Swift has been caught snooping and posting on one of the most notorious websites on the internet, 4Chan. Seriously. This website was known for promoting targeted suicides, hacking contests, featuring animal and child abuse, and leaking celebrity photos. The website's influencers are supposedly anonymous, but some users have been able to identify Swift.

One of her major accusations? Forcing people to help her name her cat, but God only knows what else she's got planned.

2. She can make people... "go away."


You do NOT want Bad Blood with Taylor. YouTube sensation and author Shane Dawson learned this the hard way when he made a parody of Swift's hit, "Blank Space." The violent, slap stick video was only up for a few days before it got taken down by Taylor's peeps. The claim was copyright infringement, despite it having original lyrics, video cinematography and being classified as a parody.

Another popular YouTube channel Bad Lip Reading also made a comical lip reading to Swift's, "Our Song." Despite being a parody, the video was "swiftly" taken down as well.

After much protest from his viewers - and possibly an order from the illuminati - Shane Dawson's video eventually was restored. However, Bad Lip Reading has yet to restore their video. Damn, Swift!

3. Taylor is literally brainwashing us with her music


I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, Shake it Off, SHAKE IT OFF. You can't. In fact, you are probably trying to stop yourself right now from bobbing your head to that infectious beat now on repeat in your brain.

The "catchiness"of pop songs is an actual science. According to the Huffington Post, a special type of repetition called progressio is found in pop songs and is designed to stick in your head. Count how many songs Taylor repeats herself in. Go ahead. I'll wait.

And remember - Swift started out singing country. I wonder why she switched to BRAIN CONTROLLING pop music? hmm?

4. She has an evil twin in Japan


Maybe Taylor really isn't that bad and it's just her evil twin. Or maybe that's what she wants us to think. Either way, there has been a video circling around of a girl who looks remarkably similar to Taylor staring in an old Japanese McDonalds commercial.

And what's more evil than selling high calorie, unhealthy, fattening hamburgers to the youth of Japan? Nothing. There is nothing more evil than that.

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