Welcome to another week in paradise (spooky season). It's Monday again, which means it's my time to round up all the funniest tweets from the past week. On the menu today, we've got coffee and incontinence, jokes about the Roman Empire phenomenon, and a whole lot of randomness. Enjoy!
saw a toddler smacking his sibling and his mum said “you know what? you’ve been like this ever since you started watching pokemon again. so let’s put 2+2 together” and the toddler screaming “it’s NOT because of pokemon!!!”
ballet flats are being called the “shoes of fall 2023” by the TikTok girlies. 2000s recessioncore is back baby. everyone get ready for foot stench fall. athletes foot autumn. pic.twitter.com/RgHmksoT7S