Welcome. Leaf-peeping season is on its way out, and if you're in the Northeast like me, a dark, long winter is creeping its way in (I hate to remind you, but our clocks fall back an hour next Sunday). Still, that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a few little Halloween treats before spooky season officially comes to a close. So with that, I give you these silly little tweets from the week. Enjoy and Happy Halloween!
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This owl stole a kid’s stick-horse toy and has been riding it around town in true Halloween spirit pic.twitter.com/rN6jrpKnOf
last night the host of the halloween costume party I attended got ziploc bags out at 10pm sharp, told everyone to take food and go home. 100/10 no notes
I been crying laughing for an hour man. My homeboy rents his car out to ppl on Turo, and somebody rented his Camaro from him for 4 days right? They tinted his windows yall LMFAOOOOOO brought his shit back with tinted windows WHY 😭 pic.twitter.com/X9Mb8Pg0yc
when my pregnant friend pulled me aside and was like “I just wanted to get ahead of this.. we’re naming her Grace but it’s not after you. It has nothing to do with you” pic.twitter.com/jNy9Rx33UX
It’s a huge red flag when parents say they love their newborn child 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Like you’ve literally JUST met them, you don’t even know them ✋✋✋✋ It’s classic “Love Bombing” & it’s extremely toxic behaviour x
My parents have a bar of soap that looks like meat (not on purpose I don't think?) and I feel weird using it to wash my hands pic.twitter.com/RlvTUBPxkC
