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Every day, women face insurmountable difficulties to understand food. These are their struggles.
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There is the heartbreaking tale of the woman who mistook her pineapple for her hat.
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When will the world create less violent ways of accessing cake? Womankind wants answers.
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Candy is a minefield of choice and sensory overload that few women can handle.
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The distinctly female experience of finding out that your earrings don't match...and were actually never earrings at all.
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When faced with several grilled meats, many women become disoriented.
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While menus continue their assault on women with brutal mind games that toy with the delicate female psyche.
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The eerie similarities between prepared meals and potted plants is the great injustice of our time.
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This woman chose to remain anonymous after her nightmarish ordeal with a cantaloupe. Can you blame her?
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What's healthier for my baby, this glass of milk or these totally innocuous and unlabeled prescription drugs? We may never know.
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"Maize malaise" is something women face with remarkable bravery, but mostly in silence.
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This heated encounter with grass is one that women know all too well.
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And why do frying pans look so much like butterfly nets anyway?
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It has the shape of a human head, so why doesn't it talk? Women. Deserve. Better.
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The fable of "The Maiden and the Rolling Pin" warned us of what was in store as girls, but there was no way to prepare.
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For sadistic culinary riddles that make us wonder, "If this is not a weight, then why does it weigh the same as the weight, huh?"
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Chip bags, ladies. Is she right or is she right?
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It can take a lifetime to figure out what the fuck is actually up with popsicles.
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And for untold numbers of us, the mysteries of food remain until we find eternal rest.
