These 29 Asshole Cats Are Sitting On Top Of The Goddamn Fridge

    And they are not getting down.

    Alana Massey
    by Alana Massey

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Hey, what are you doing up there?

    2. Come on, get down.

    3. Don't strike a defiant pose with me, buddy.

    4. Seriously, you're not even gonna look at me when I'm speaking to you?

    5. Well, you look mighty pleased with yourself up there on that fridge.

    6. Smug even.

    7. You're gonna regret this in a minute, for real bro.

    8. Dude, I can still see you behind the bread.

    9. Stop pouting, no one else is allowed on the fridge either.

    10. You are not going to make a smoothie and we both know it.

    11. Pretending you can't hear me when I'm a foot away is rude.

    12. Don't play innocent with me.

    13. Don't make that face at me, you're the weirdo on the fridge.

    14. Dude, you're just playing with fire on that edge.

    15. Are you mocking me?

    16. I can see that this is some kind of big joke for you.

    17. Look, it'll be easier to reach your stuff if you're off the fridge.

    18. Just get down.

    19. Are you just scared to jump off?

    20. Are you judging me?

    21. Get out of my FACE and get OFF the FRIDGE.

    22. I can still see you in the dark, ya goofus.

    23. I can STILL see you.

    24. Oh, so that's how it's gonna be.

    25. You think that pitying look makes me feel bad but it doesn't.

    26. Get down, you sneaky devil!

    27. Oh SHIT, not the demon eyes!

    28. You're right, you do look really cool up there.

    29. Fine, stay up there. Reign over the fridge like some tyrannical cat king.

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