1. You feel on the brink of being happy a lot, because you're so awesome.
2. But below your bright light of awesomeness, there is a pit of despair.
3. Occasionally, you want to tell people the truth.
4. But you have suspicions that you're already exhausting your friends with these contradictions.
5. So these simultaneous feelings of greatness and sorrow mean you've had to rely on yourself a lot.
6. You're often invited to do awesome things, but you frequently choose other activities.
7. Especially since sometimes, you can be secretly down even when you're doing awesome stuff.
8. You feel like too few brands are really targeting your personality type.
9. Because you've considered wearing the condition proudly.
10. You've dated down a lot because your sadness disguises your awesomeness from time to time.
11. You see this guy and are like, "I feel you, bro."
