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His name: Pauly Shore.
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His Game: Weezing the Juice.
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Pauly saw our potential when others could not.
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He understood our basest, most primal desires.
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He taught us how to be sensual without being risqué.
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And then invented selfies for when we mastered it.
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Pauly was a ferocious advocate for the youth.
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He also committed brave acts of civil disobedience to defy the (in)justice system.
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And he single-handedly ended the epidemic of friends putting their friends inside of bags.
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Long may you live, buddy.
