The Hottest Cat Club In New York City Is Meow Parlour

    Who needs Dorsia when there's a VIP list like this?

    Today is the grand opening of cat cafe Meow Parlour in New York City.

    The multi-level venue is the new destination for Manhattan's hottest party cats.

    Squinkles mans the ticket counter, where guests pay $4 per half hour or $30 for the 5-hour maximum.

    Julian dances the night away at the latest hotspot for cat adoption.

    Meow Parlour is home to literal binders full of eligible cats.

    Tasteful light shows take place to keep things funky.

    And ginger beauties like Lucky Lemon gaze upon the extravaganza from luxurious perches.

    A large front window lets Meow Parlour guests show off what fun they're having to peasant passersby.

    Local celebs, like Kris and Liza, are often caught off guard by the flash of a paparazzo.

    At a venue where world-class architects were hired to create lounging nooks for the spectacular guest list.

    The club celebrates feline decadence by having sexy page-turners on hand.

    And enforces a very strict VIP guest policy.

    So that the jetsetting kitty crowd can let loose with one of Meow Parlour's many colorful amenities.

    Human children are allowed in from 3 to 5 p.m. on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays at a reduced rate.

    Adult guests are welcome from 12 p.m. to 8 p.m. Mondays through Thursdays, and 12 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

    While stunning cats are on hand at all times to silently judge them.