Senator Bishop Reads From "Click On Uncle Sam: Dr. Click's Deluxe Edition"

Alaska Senator Click Bishop reads from "Click on Uncle Sam: Dr. Click's Deluxe Edition" and sends the message to Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell and President Barack Obama to pack their crap, hit the road and not look back. #akleg #ThisIsOurAlaska

Alaska Senate Majority Press Office / Via youtube.com

"Click on Uncle Sam"

By Senator Click Bishop (R-Fairbanks)

I am Click

Click I am..

I do not like

this Federal Plan.

I do not like it

Uncle Sam.

Do I like to hunt and fish?

And put my moose meat in a dish?

I do, I like my wild game,

I like my fish from where it came.

I do not like you in my hair,

your NPS, they're on a tear.

They're in my camp, they're on my boat,

they point their tasers at my throat.

I do not like

this Federal Plan

I do not like it

Uncle Sam.

I do not like your crazy rules

like those proposed by Sally Jewell.

I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not want them near or far

not Sally Jewell nor Salazar.

Could you, would you.. let us drill?

We have the folks, they have the skill.

We have the oil, underground..

we'll leave it nicer than we found

I do not like your EPA

they've run amuck – they're in the way.

I do not like this Federal Plan, I do not like it Uncle Sam.

Would you, could you, just one time

Let Alaskan miners mine?

They bust their butts.. through thick and thin..

and then you send a SWAT team in?!

Could you, would you, if you please

let us drill the Chukchi Sea?

Could you let us please explore

that vast potential…just offshore?

You wouldn't, couldn't on a bet,

let us get those drill rigs wet.

You bow to greenies, these are facts,

environmental east coast whacks.

Would you, could you, on a plane?

Would you, could you, on a train?

Would you, could you, pack your crap?

Hit the road and not look back?

Just one more thing before I go,

There's something Uncle, you should know.

The lines have been crossed, we've had enough

You really shouldn't call our bluff.

Cause we Alaskans might seem sweet,

But chances are… we're packin' heat!

I am Click…Click I am

I do not like this Federal plan

I do not like it Uncle Sam.