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Shaving Your Legs For Spring As Told By Lumberjacks

*Revs up chainsaw*

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But it's an exciting time, because there's no better feeling than soft clothing against freshly shaven skin.

Like, your legs are about to feel hella smooth... like a baby.

But then your first swipe clogs your razor.

Springtime means dulling the blades of three razors on just one leg.

You pretty soon start to regret putting your body through this. You wish to hold it close and whisper in its ear that everything will be okay, but you can't whisper into your own ear, so you quietly sob instead.

At some point, the thought crosses your mind that you could knit something spectacular out of the leg hair rolling off your body. But then you remember that's gross and not really accepted in society.

You start to ask important questions.

Why am I doing this? Is it really worth it? Was I really meant to be a lumber- uh, body shaving human?

But it's okay, because despite your patchy body tresses, you look hella good anyway.

Some things are just better with hair.

Even if the hair is all over your body.
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