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Shaving Your Legs For Spring As Told By Lumberjacks
*Revs up chainsaw*
Warmer weather is approaching, which means the lazier people of the world are expected to deal with the leg hair they've been ignoring all winter.
But it's an exciting time, because there's no better feeling than soft clothing against freshly shaven skin.
Like, your legs are about to feel hella smooth... like a baby.
You pump yourself up by scoffing at your leg manes because they won't even know what hit them. Or maybe you cry a little. It's really hard to tell beneath all that hair.
When you realize how much ground you have to cover, you feel slightly overwhelmed. It's okay though, because you will power through it and you WILL PREVAIL.
You get to hacking, because you want to rock your new sun dresses sans hobbit feet, dammit!
But then your first swipe clogs your razor.
Springtime means dulling the blades of three razors on just one leg.