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How Should You Spend Your Valentine's Day Alone?

Pick an artist to dance to you in your underwear alone.

Pick a drink.

Which TV series is going to lull you to sleep as you binge watch Netflix?

Ok now be honest... where are you going to fall asleep after watching 12 straight episodes of your favorite show?

Which food are you going to stuff your face with by the handful?

Which flowers to you secretly desire from your nonexistent lover?

Why are you alone on Valentine's Day?

Licking Dorito's cheese dust off your fingers.

Since you don't have plans, take it upon yourself to hold Igloo Australia responsible for her crimes against hip hop via the internet. It's been proven to work every time.

Trolling Iggy Azalea on Twitter

You're above all this sappy nonsense, and you're into yourself enough to be your own lover. Don't hesitate to drop 60 bucks on an instrument you will only play once, and then just carry around as an ornament to prove that you're not only artsy, you're _different_. Why don't you slap an Obama sticker on it too, while you're at it.

YouTubing how to play the ukelele so you can write yourself a love song.

This is literally the best way you can spend your Valentine's Day. Sim self grows up, Sim self falls in love, Sim self gets annoyed and tells partner to go into bathroom, Sim self removes all the doors from bathroom... take your love story into your own hands.

Hanging out with your Sims family.

That's right, treat yourself! Pour a chilled glass of wine. Adorn yourself in the plushiest bathrobe and the classiest bubble pipe money can get you secondhand from Ebay. Just don't put on that $2 face mask, because inevitably you will fall asleep after the second sip and that drugstore mush might melt your face off if you leave it on for 8+ hours.

Falling asleep in the middle of your "you" night.

You want love, and you want it _bad_. That's okay though, there's an easy solution. Not only will constructing a partner out of cardboard make you "green," it's nearly impossible to tell the difference. Plus, depending on the face you draw on them, your cardboard lover could be twice as good at listening and potentially _thrice_ as good-looking as anyone you could snag in real life ;D amirite!?

Kickin' it with your cardboard S.O.

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How Should You Spend Your Valentine's Day Alone?

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