This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Mar 25, 20158 Text Conversations That Kimmy Schmidt Would Probably Have"Is this a Macintosh!?by APCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kimmy Learns To Text! 2. Kimmy Can't Tell Time! 3. Kimmy Ignores Her Phone! 4. Kimmy Learns About Bacon! 5. Kimmy Learns About Duck Pics! 6. Kimmy Saves Mrs. Voorhees! 7. Kimmy Learns About Autocorrect! 8. Kimmy Is Eventually Rescued!