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    Oh No, Not Another 5 Things You Didn't Know About Parsi Surnames

    More useless trivia from your favourite Writer/Reporter/Khabardar (Pick appropriate Parsi surname)

    1. Bajirao, yes. Mastani, no.

    2. Chor Police

    3. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    4. Who's your Daddy?

    5. Kandawalla marries Gheewalla. Becomes Vagharwalla.