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There is actually a sparkling ice dick available for purchase, if you have $40 and a lifetime of sexual repression.

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<p>It even "retains cold temperature" for "authentic experience" (because Edward Cullen's penis is freezing!  Oh god, why do I know that? I'm sorry, Dad, if you're reading this.) Anyway, The Vamp, have at it.</p>

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