Those bangs are perhaps indicative of the life choices she was making in '05. To be fair, Groban was pretty good on Glee and in the "I'm Fucking Famous People From Boston" videos. Maybe it was about beauty on the inside.
9. Guy Who Couldn't Be Bothered To Drive Her Home (2010)
I'm assuming it was the above scenario and not "Guy Who Doesn't Own A Car." That is probably not a safe assumption.
10. Bobby Flay (2010)
Maybe you missed the story about how January got in a literal hit-and-run and then called Bobby Flay for help? Bobby Flay claimed that he'd just met her and "had no idea" why she'd called, so they were clearly sleeping together.
11. Jason Sudeikis
Jason Sudeikis is funny on SNL, and it's especially great when he dances. But it's alarming that Jason Sudeikis is the first palatable guy that a girl who looks like January Jones has managed to land. It's just indicative of a bigger problem, is all I'm saying. Otherwise, he's great. We wish them happiness.