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The Hottest Men On The US World Cup Team

The official US World Cup roster was just announced! Here are the hottest players, so you know which jersey to order/body paint to apply etc.

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  • Carlos Bocanegra (CAPTAIN!)

    Vital Stats: Age: 31 Position: Center Back Plays for: Rennes, in France Marital Status: unclear

  • Oguchi Onyewu

    Vital Stats: Age: 28 Position: Center Back Plays for: Milan Marital Status: has a girlfriend

  • Jay DeMerit

    Vital Stats: Age: 30 Position: Center Back Plays for: Watford, in England Marital Status: has a girlfriend

  • Maurice Edu

    Vital Stats: Age: 24 Position: Midfielder Plays for: Rangers, in Scotland Marital Status: unclear

  • Benny Feilhaber

    Vital Stats: Age: 25 Position: Center/Attacking midfielder Plays for: AGF Aarhus, in Denmark Marital Status: unclear

  • Jonathan Bornstein

    Vital Stats: Age: 25 Position: Left back/Midfielder Plays for: Chivas USA Marital Status: unclear

  • DaMarcus Beasley

    Vital Stats: Age: 28 Position: Left winger Plays for: no one, currently Marital Status: unclear

  • Landon Donovan

    Vital Stats: Age: 28 Position: Attacking Midfielder, Striker, Winger Plays for: LA Galaxy Marital Status: divorced

  • The Full Roster

    Goalkeepers: Tim Howard, Marcus Hahnemann, Brad Guzan. Defenders: Steve Cherundolo, Oguchi Onyewu, Jay DeMerit, Carlos Bocanegra, Jonathan Bornstein, Clarence Goodson, Jonathan Spector. Midfielders: Michael Bradley, Ricardo Clark, Clint Dempsey, Landon Donovan, DaMarcus Beasley, Maurice Edu, Benny Feilhaber, Stuart Holden, Jose Francsico Torres.

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