The 10 Actual Hottest US Senators
You may have read some femiblogger outrage today about Harry Reid's comments calling Kristen Gillibrand the "hottest" senator. Can we get a fucking fact-check in here, Harry? KG barely cracks the Top 10. (These are politicians; please adjust your expectations accordingly.)
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1. John Thune (South Dakota)
If the Republicans don't run this guy in 2012, they are as dumb as they currently appear to be. He even has nerd glasses.
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2. Carte Goodwin (West Virginia)
He was the guy appointed to fill Robert Byrd's seat, and he probably won't make it past November. But still.
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3. Scott Brown (Massachusetts)
Don't forget the Playboy photos.
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4. Mark Warner (Virginia)
You wouldn't say no.
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5. Lisa Murkowski (Alaska)
She is the prettiest female politician in Alaska, hands down. How dare they vote her out.
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6. Evan Bayh (Indiana)
Here we have the Midwest version of the Edwards Babyface.
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7. Maria Cantwell (Washington)
If I were Maria Cantwell, I would be stocking up on Kaltene bars for Gillebrand.
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8. Kirsten Gillibrand (New York)
Fine, Harry. #9
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9. Russ Feingold (Wisconsin)
His Lone Soldier of Truth thing is sort of appealing.
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10. Sherrod Brown (Ohio)
I don't know. It's pretty hard to find ten hot senators.
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