Taylor Swift's Awkward Song For John Mayer

Once upon a time, there were some very brief TSwift/John Mayer hookup rumors that accompanied her backup vocals on Half Of My Heart. Now Taylor has written a really uncomfortable song--cleverly (somewhat) titled "Dear John"--about said hookup. The song isn't out yet, but here are the lyrics.

Dear John

Dear John

I see it all now that you're gone

Don't you think I was too young

To be messed with

The girl in the dress

Cried the whole way home

I should've known

It was wrong

Don't you think nineteen's too young

To be played

By your dark, twisted games

When I loved you so

My mother accused me of losing my mind

But I swore I was fine

You'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand

And I'll look back in regret I ignored what they said

Run as fast as you can

So, Taylor Swift: embarrassing teenager or savvy businesswoman? Maybe both?