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    Survival of the Fattest

    A new study finds that tummy fat on women is evolutionarily preferable, corresponding to increased competitiveness and ability to handle stress.

    Not only is the hourglass figure "out," but you now have a scientific justification for eating your feelings. My next egg roll is dedicated to Darwin.