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    Sherry Johnston

    The mother of Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin baby-daddy and campaign tough-guy, has been arrested on drug charges.

    This is inconvenient for all the usual reasons (jail, Sarah Palin's political career) but also because Bristol is due tomorrow! Now there is no one to keep the Palins from naming it "Scout" or "Huck" or something.