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    Mario Batali and Anthony Bourdain Talk Sex

    Serious Eats put Bourdain and Batali in a room, and the inevitable happened.

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    I think Mario really has the winning insight here: "There's a couple of ways in life that you make someone happy by putting something inside of them--and that's food, and that's sex."