Losing Your Virginity On A Teen Drama

The Gossip Girl threesome was incredibly boring, as far as highly anticipated PG-13 sexual encounters on network television go. Here are some memories to make up for it. (Cue Paula Cole.)

• Brenda and Dylan (90210)

  I vividly remember sneaking out of my room to watch this episode because my mother thought I was too young to watch.

• Pacey and the Teacher (Dawson's Creek)

  This takes care of Pacey's virginity. Also: steamy.

• Pacey And Joey (Dawson's Creek)

  This takes care of Joey's virginity. Also: sigh.

• Angela and Jordan* (My So Called Life)

  *Yeah, ok, so they didn't have sex, but you thought I was going to make this list without Jordan Catalano? No.

• Bailey and Sarah (Party of Five)

  Poor Scott Wolf.

• Nathan and Haley (One Tree Hill)

  Sorry, there were only tribute videos available for this one. Fun fact: One Tree Hill is very big in France.

• Seth and Summer (The O.C.)

  That was predictable.

• Blair and Chuck (Gossip Girl)

  I miss you, Season One Josh Schwartz.

• Matt and Julie (Friday Night Lights)

  CLEAR EYES FULL HEARTS CAN LOSE YOUR VCARD (You've been a great audience! Try the veal.)