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    Jessica Simpson's New Abstinence Campaign

    Pro tip: if you wait until marriage to have sex, you will be likened to crack cocaine by a celebrity in a major publication.

    Amanda Dobbins
    by Amanda Dobbins

    Community Contributor

    Just say no, kids! (Abstinence Educators, please feel free to run with this.)

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