Comfort Wipe

Did you not know that “toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting?” It is!

Luckily, in 2009, you can buy something to wipe your ass for you! (Note: it is internet law that I pause and ponder aloud whether this might be some sort of viral ad or joke. Mystery!)

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