Brad Pitt Has Needs

“Trade up? From Jennifer Aniston? She’s untradeup-able. She’s like a cotton candy Cadillac driven by Abe Lincoln with a beard made of diamonds.”

I bet Angelina Jolie did not approve this video.

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