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    ARod's B*tch Tits

    Hey guys, ARod has a new nickname, courtesy of the New York Yankees!

    Amanda Dobbins
    by Amanda Dobbins

    Community Contributor

    It is "Bitch Tits," because of the man breasts he grew from all those steroids. We also learned today that ARod has been juicing since conception, basically, and that he is a bad tipper at Hooters. Probably because there are jealousy issues.

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