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1. Sophie Marceau
Also known as the princess from Braveheart.
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2. Andre The Giant
Anybody want a peanut?
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3. Marion Cotillard
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4. Vincent Cassel
Frankly, he doesn't need you to like him, he's married to Monica Belluci.
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5. Eva Green
"The bitch is dead."
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6. Surya Bonaly
The backflip: never forget.
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7. Christian Audigier
Making It Easier For You To Spot D-Bags, Since 1958
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8. Catherine Deneuve
Duh.
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9. Yoann Gourcuff
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10. Carla Bruni
(Technically Italian, but whatever, she's the First Lady.)
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11. Jean-Georges Vongerichten
As seen on Top Chef.
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12. Audrey Tatou
Meme les artichauds ont du coeur!
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13. Michael Vartan
French born! Who knew?
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14. Vanessa Paradis
Also known as Mrs. Johnny Depp.
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15. Daniel Boulud
As seen on Top Chef.
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16. Thomas Mars
Sofia Coppola is a lucky lady.
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17. Julie Delpy
Have you watched this movie yet? You should.
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18. Tony Parker
Basketball! America!
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19. Clemence Poesy
(Fleur Delacoeur!)
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20. Eric Ripert
As seen on Top Chef.
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21. Charlotte Gainsbourg
So cool it hurts.
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22. Thierry Henry
Unless you're from Ireland.
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23. Gerard Depardieu
Do you remember how boring Jean De Florette was in French class? What in CHRIST were they talking about?
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24. Olivier Martinez
Un. Faithful.
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25. Jean-Paul Belmondo
(Still alive! Though far too tan these days.)
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26. Noemie Lenoir
There is a surprising dearth of French supermodels.
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27. Joel Robuchon
As seen on Top Chef.
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28. Juliette Binoche
I don't have anything snippy to say about her, she's sort of the best.
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29. Zinedine Zidane
The 2010 French team never really had a chance, I guess.
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30. Capucine
Amelie Jr for President!
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31. Mélanie Laurent
This gross oversight was corrected by thetalkinghead.
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