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1. Don't buy AriZona Iced Tea!
(Even though it's made it New York. Whatever.)
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2. Stop listening to Phoenix.
This is really hard for me to suggest, but it's important to stand by your principles.
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3. No more Gin Blossoms at Karaoke.
Sorry, Jack.
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4. Avoid Nic Cage movies.
I'm not asking you to give them up completely; that wouldn't be realistic.
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5. Don't watch the Diamondbacks (or the Cardinals, or those other teams.)
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6. Stop shopping at J.C. Penney.
Kohl's is better anyway. (Lauren Conrad, hello?)
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7. Return your copy of Twilight.
Preferably with a hateful anti-Mormonism note written to Stephanie Meyer, native Arizonan.
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8. Sell Your Frank Lloyd Wright home.
(He died in Phoenix, and his archives are somewhere nearby.)
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9. Unfollow Meghan McCain on Twitter.
This is really more of a life choice than a boycott.
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10. Fill in the Grand Canyon.
Just if you're in the area. Throw some concrete in, NBD.
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