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10 Most Effective Ways To Boycott Arizona

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  • 1. Don't buy AriZona Iced Tea!

    (Even though it's made it New York. Whatever.)

  • 2. Stop listening to Phoenix.

    This is really hard for me to suggest, but it's important to stand by your principles.

  • 3. No more Gin Blossoms at Karaoke.

    Sorry, Jack.

  • 4. Avoid Nic Cage movies.

    I'm not asking you to give them up completely; that wouldn't be realistic.

  • 5. Don't watch the Diamondbacks (or the Cardinals, or those other teams.)

    via Alex Pareene

  • 6. Stop shopping at J.C. Penney.

    Kohl's is better anyway. (Lauren Conrad, hello?)

  • 7. Return your copy of Twilight.

    Preferably with a hateful anti-Mormonism note written to Stephanie Meyer, native Arizonan.

  • 8. Sell Your Frank Lloyd Wright home.

    (He died in Phoenix, and his archives are somewhere nearby.)

  • 9. Unfollow Meghan McCain on Twitter.

    This is really more of a life choice than a boycott.

  • 10. Fill in the Grand Canyon.

    Just if you're in the area. Throw some concrete in, NBD.