12 Things Only Ski Instructors Understand

It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.

12. Pizza is a verb, not a delicious meal

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If you french fry when you want to pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

11. Children are disgusting and must be handled with gloves

That's all their fingers are good for! Definitely not for going in the correct finger holes of their gloves.

10. You've won backliner of the year three seasons in a row and you're proud.

I took this photo because I am awesome. Those be my lines.

How could I possibly go to work on a day like today?

9. Aspen Extreme is the best movie EVER

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except for Hotdog of course

8. You can't afford any of the restaurants, but you know where the best apres ski is

Or at least the finest cougars.

7. Your feet have been deformed by your boots and you won't look at them anymore

6. Work hard all winter, do nothing all summer

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with a lil help from the EDD

5. Except obsessively check snow forecasts for the next season

I heard beavers were building dams higher on the river. Season's going to be epic

4. It's impossible to tell what anyone you bring home is going to actually look like

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pro tip: go hot tubbing first

3. Brown is the ugliest color EVER

2. You have the best office in the world!

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