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You got: Technically single, but...it's complicated Let's say you're single but like, not really single. Your heart still belongs to someone, but you haven't been able to work things out with them the way you want to. Whether it's an sort-of ex with whom you just need to cut ties,… Read More

There's honestly so many, but I feel like this is the epitome of ALL of my problems

My encounter with the biggest dick that I've ever seen was a whopping 6'3" of Canadian douchebaggery, weighing a solid 240lbs. I was at fitst amazed by this GINORMOUS dick, that I missed so many problems. It had a head so big and swollen it was a wonder that it hadn't been to the… Read More

I once had a dream that me and my crush from my religious congregation were on a date in an apple orchard when we both tripped and recreated the "Can You Feel the Love" scene from 'The Lion King'. It wasn't that bad, until I looked behind him as he passionately thrust in me to see… Read More

The entirety of Mrs. Jumbo in 'Dumbo'. She has the slightest bit of happiness in the beginning when she gets Dumbo, but that's quickly taken away when that little jerk comes and messes with her baby, making her go berserk. The way that they forcibly whip, choke, and chain her and… Read More

Also NAO and Russ

Sinead Barnett Seinabo Set Gallant Jessie Ware Läpsley All some of my all time favorites!

"Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark." - John Coffey, The Green Mile (1991)