35 People Who Said Something Confidently And Then Learned That They Were So Wrong, It's Embarrassing

    "Garlic permission is the worst flavor wings."

    1. This person who should not be entering any spelling bees:

    it's a shame when a person puts a ligament question on here and has to put up with a lot of bullshit

    2. This person who was corrected on something wayyyy too late in life:

    someone thought it was brown eye points instead of brownie points

    3. This person who was so wrong, but doubled downed anyway:

    person thinks it's doggy dog instead of dog eat dog

    4. This person who was trying to sell their couch on Facebook:

    corner couch with abdomen

    5. This person who pointed out Sonic the Hedgehog's character flaws:

    unlike sonic who likes to be super fast and ego testicle

    6. This person who aspired to be like a family they saw online:

    living bi-curiously through you guys

    7. This person who was comparing bananas and plantains:

    plantains are basically an even starchier savior banana

    8. This person who wanted people to remember their worth:

    looking for a man who know's a woman's worth and doesn't take it for granite

    9. This parent who needed to get back to school themself:

    i'm tired of our kids being used as ponds

    10. This person's answer to a Hinge prompt:

    my most irrational fear: zombie a pack of lips lmao

    11. This person who corrected someone and still made a mistake:

    it's not hentai, it may have some sexual indue windows but it's not hentai

    12. This person's passionate rant about cats' diets:

    cats are coniferous they only eat meat that is unless they are starving then they'll eat whatever they can find

    13. This person explaining a game:

    that's up to the digression of the player, person responds, i think you mean discretion, digression means a veerance from the main topic, path

    14. This person who realized what "news" meant:

    merriam webster twitter accounts reponds no to a person tweeting, it took me 19 years to find out what news meant, notable events, weather, and sports

    15. This person's message about actors:

    an actor is an actor plays characters, it's in the job prescription

    16. This person who was protecting their food:

    if you don't have anything in this fridge raider you don't have no business taking something don't belongs to you

    17. This person trying to find their son's glasses:

    my son left his glasses at the park if anyone finds them please message me they are precipitation glasses

    18. This person opening up about their insecurities:

    i'm 5'9 and weigh 190 and it's hurting myself of steam a lot

    19. This person who left a review about how fresh a restaurant's food was:

    everything is fresh and handmade no conservations of frozen food

    20. This person who had a hot take about certain wings:

    garlic permission the worst flavor wings

    21. This person who didn't know what the sun was:

    i swear some people are so stupid, i was on the train and 2 nerds thought the sun was a star

    22. This person who gave financial advice:

    person saying they'd rather make $6 every month of their life than one million right now

    23. This person whose grammar rules made no sense:

    on today's episode of people correcting other people incorrectly

    24. This person who insisted that space was fake:

    take a straw dip it in the ocan and suck you just defeated gravity

    25. This person who said blood was blue:

    blood is blue before oxygen and the army says blood is purple

    26. This person who found Washington very scenic:

    washington is so urethral

    27. This person who was trying to be sexy:

    i am your damsel in this dress come save me

    28. This person who was describing someone's boyfriend:

    he's very stand office with all of his girlfriends

    29. This person who told someone what they were having for breakfast:

    person calls eggs benedict eggs-been-a-dick

    30. This person who didn't understand simple fractions:

    someone explaining fractions and someone asks, what are those signs?

    31. This person who stan'ed Big Dairy:

    cow milk was literally made for humans

    32. This person who just needed to sort out their stomach issues:

    do you like your gastro astronomer

    33. This person who planned to travel outside of the US based on the election outcome:

    if biden wins i am leaving the us and going to hawaii, vote red assholes

    34. This person who thought someone misspelled a word:

    you know breathe and breath are 2 different words right

    35. And lastly, this person who will probably not get their wish:

    when i graduate i wanna be my class's valid victorian