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    31 Hilarious Twitter Jokes That Broke The 200K Retweet Barrier

    These are some high-quality tweets.

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    I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

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    at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

    Twitter: @59912111a / Via Twitter: @59912111a

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    My sister snapped me this, but I feel like it deserves to be seen by so many more 😭

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    You get 3 wishes https://t.co/1FxzTHCk6b

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    “what’s your WiFi password” “It’s on the back of the router” Router: https://t.co/6adCjXpMgm

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    So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭

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    Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car” Me:

    Twitter: @anesuishec / Via Twitter: @anesuishec

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    The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and still isn’t as sensitive as a white man on the Internet

    Twitter: @thisisqlayre / Via Twitter: @thisisqlayre

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    Twitter: @britneydiane / Via Twitter: @britneydiane

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    Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea

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    Dinner date didn’t go as planned

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    Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning

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    I’m 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won

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    never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note

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    My sister brought the Grinch an onion yesterday and I about died 😂😂😂

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    who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO

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    One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”

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    So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence

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    My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao

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    Spongebob and the jellyfish when they threw that house party

    Twitter: @enTralada / Via Twitter: @enTralada

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    I followed my dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks... 😂😂😂

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    when she says she only dates good boys

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    I'm ☠️☠️☠️ yall lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 & can't STOP laughing at all!!!

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    Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting..

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    I edited this with And I oop and I don’t know why but I’m laughing so hard 😭

    Twitter: @shakeelovelace / Via Twitter: @shakeelovelace

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