31 Hilarious Twitter Jokes That Broke The 200K Retweet Barrier
These are some high-quality tweets.
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I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal
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at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid
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My sister snapped me this, but I feel like it deserves to be seen by so many more ๐ญ
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You get 3 wishes https://t.co/1FxzTHCk6b
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โwhatโs your WiFi passwordโ โItโs on the back of the routerโ Router: https://t.co/6adCjXpMgm
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im crying im so happy for them
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So Iโm @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, sheโs laughing & heโs attractive so I can tell sheโs digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says โwith what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?โ SON, my chest ๐ญ
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Mom: โCome help me get the groceries out of the carโ Me:
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The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and still isnโt as sensitive as a white man on the Internet
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We just spent a hour looking for her.
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Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea
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Dinner date didnโt go as planned
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Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning
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Iโm 100% convinced my grandma was the reason Mexico won
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"your order has been shipped" me:
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never forget the time my brother missed the bus and wrote my mom this note
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My sister brought the Grinch an onion yesterday and I about died ๐๐๐
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who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO
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One of my favorite games to play is โis my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?โ
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So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence
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My cousinโs boyfriend proposed to her but she didnโt have her nails done lmao
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this is how lil kids cough
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Spongebob and the jellyfish when they threw that house party
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I followed my dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks... ๐๐๐
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when she says she only dates good boys
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I'm โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ yall lol ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ & can't STOP laughing at all!!!
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Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting..
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I'm still shook
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I edited this with And I oop and I donโt know why but Iโm laughing so hard ๐ญ