Posted on Nov 16, 2021

37 People Who Were So Damn Wrong And So Freaking Confident At The Same Time

"Canadians think the Titanic was a real event and not just a movie."

by Ajani Bazile-Dutes

BuzzFeed Staff

1. This person who assumed BareSkin condoms were made from bear skins:

For the love of god, think of the bears!!! from facepalm

2. This person who assumed their friend was sending them music by another artist:

poor bro from sadcringe

3. This person who assumed a circumcision was much more invasive than it actually is:

You are not circumcised from confidentlyincorrect

4. This person who assumed that humans were the only species to kill each other:

Imagine being this confident from confidentlyincorrect

5. This Grubhub driver who assumed someone was insulting them:

Bruh Moment from sadcringe

6. This person who assumed their landlord paid for their oven to be installed:

Landlord ordered a new gas oven to replace the old broken one. He only paid to have it dropped off. He is very shocked that I’m not happy. from Wellthatsucks

ًً @pholicity

never opening my mouth again.

04:16 AM - 30 Apr 2021
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Twitter: @pholicity

8. This person who assumed their S.O. was going to hang out with another guy:

Never assume from sadcringe

Mave @MavenofHonor

Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree
05:51 PM - 22 Aug 2019
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Twitter: @MavenofHonor

BJay Thee DJ @B2daJay

I surprised my Girlfriend at work this morning. Came up behind her and kissed her on the neck She Laughed and said “Mike stop you know we’re at work” My name is Brandon

02:11 PM - 07 Jun 2019
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Twitter: @B2daJay

11. This person who assumed this message would send separately:

Wow you so beautiful. Wow message didn't send separately. Wow leave group. from cringepics

12. This person who assumed North America only referred to the United States of America:

It's up North but not America from confidentlyincorrect

13. This person who assumed they could kill COVID germs via microwave heat:

A friend's client paid him in cash. He put the cash in the microwave to kill traces of coronavirus from cringepics

14. This person who assumed they were cooking at a certain temperature:

When you assumed Celcius but it was Fahrenheit from Wellthatsucks

15. This person who assumed someone called them on purpose:

Hurts to the bone. from sadcringe

16. This person who assumed they were going on a date:

Just dont go man from sadcringe

17. This person who assumed they were getting an actual koala as a pet:

Maybe they should stop calling it “adoption” and start calling it “sponsor” again. from facepalm

18. This person who assumed another person found them cute:

Not You, Sorry 🙁 from sadcringe

19. This person who assumed the size of their mattress instead of just measuring it:

Guess I don’t actually own a queen size mattress from Wellthatsucks

20. This person who assumed someone was calling their own baby "weak":

Come on man from facepalm

21. This person who assumed the names of these students:

What strange names from facepalm

22. This person who assumed "street name" meant something else:

Your address, Mark from facepalm

on hiatus @pineabul

I was 10 when my teacher asked us to write a short story about our best friend. I looked at mine and smiled. I then wrote everything I knew about him. Once we’re done the teacher asked for volunteers to read our story out loud. My best friend went first. I was not in his story.
02:39 PM - 04 Mar 2019
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Twitter: @pineabul

24. This person who assumed they took their friend's phone:

I wish this was fake. Meet Jenn from facepalm

25. This person who assumed that the Titanic sinking was a fictional event:

I know Facebook people are dumb but come on from facepalm

autie @autiotrip

this email i just got i can’t

02:20 PM - 27 Oct 2021
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Twitter: @autiotrip

mal Ⓥ @solondzy

no that's not what i meant...

06:04 AM - 23 Apr 2021
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Twitter: @solondzy

Harry @itsharryw_

I commented “sexy” on this girls photo on Instagram and her boyfriend has just messaged me???? read the room

08:57 PM - 24 Oct 2021
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Twitter: @itsharryw_

29. This person who assumed their dog just had a cool tattoo:

Man gets a tattoo he found on his pup, not knowing it means he's neutered from Wellthatsucks

30. This person who assumed all doors were one size:

My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size... from Wellthatsucks

31. This person who assumed that you're supposed to use an oven the same way you use a barbecue grill:

dude doesn't know how to use an oven.. from facepalm

32. This person who assumed using a plastic bucket to drain a deep fryer was a good idea:

WCGW if I drain a deep fryer into a plastic bucket? from Whatcouldgowrong

33. This person who assumed that Michelle Obama was the vice president:

😐 from facepalm

thundercat @PHIVEXSTAR

11:03 PM - 27 Aug 2021
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Twitter: @PHIVEXSTAR

35. This person who assumed that this cash was real:

I work as a financial auditor. When reviewing cash deposits, I found that one of our employees accepted this $100 bill. from mildlyinfuriating

Megafauna Hate Account🐉🦚🦥🦦🦫🦈🐊 @RVineshank

My brother has to deal with the wildest shit

01:16 PM - 15 Apr 2021
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Twitter: @RVineshank

37. And lastly, this person who assumed they were getting cheated on:

Went out to lunch with my mom... from cringepics

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37 People Who Were So Damn Wrong And So Freaking Confident At The Same Time

1. This person who assumed BareSkin condoms were made from bear skins:

2. This person who assumed their friend was sending them music by another artist:

3. This person who assumed a circumcision was much more invasive than it actually is:

4. This person who assumed that humans were the only species to kill each other:

5. This Grubhub driver who assumed someone was insulting them:

6. This person who assumed their landlord paid for their oven to be installed:

7. This person who assumed someone was going to San Diego just for fun:

8. This person who assumed their S.O. was going to hang out with another guy:

9. This person who assumed someone was throwing avocados in their yard:

10. This person who assumed their coworker kissed them on the neck:

11. This person who assumed this message would send separately:

12. This person who assumed North America only referred to the United States of America:

13. This person who assumed they could kill COVID germs via microwave heat:

14. This person who assumed they were cooking at a certain temperature:

15. This person who assumed someone called them on purpose:

16. This person who assumed they were going on a date:

17. This person who assumed they were getting an actual koala as a pet:

18. This person who assumed another person found them cute:

19. This person who assumed the size of their mattress instead of just measuring it:

20. This person who assumed someone was calling their own baby "weak":

21. This person who assumed the names of these students:

22. This person who assumed "street name" meant something else:

23. This person who assumed their best friend felt the same way about them:

24. This person who assumed they took their friend's phone:

25. This person who assumed that the Titanic sinking was a fictional event:

26. This person who assumed astronomy was the same as astrology:

27. This person who assumed someone just came out of the closet:

28. This person who assumed that someone was flirting with their girlfriend:

29. This person who assumed their dog just had a cool tattoo:

30. This person who assumed all doors were one size:

31. This person who assumed that you're supposed to use an oven the same way you use a barbecue grill:

32. This person who assumed using a plastic bucket to drain a deep fryer was a good idea:

33. This person who assumed that Michelle Obama was the vice president:

34. This person who assumed that the person they were talking to only had one kid:

35. This person who assumed that this cash was real:

36. This person who assumed someone smoked meth in their house:

37. And lastly, this person who assumed they were getting cheated on:

37 People Who Were So Damn Wrong And So Freaking Confident At The Same Time

1. This person who assumed BareSkin condoms were made from bear skins:

2. This person who assumed their friend was sending them music by another artist:

3. This person who assumed a circumcision was much more invasive than it actually is:

4. This person who assumed that humans were the only species to kill each other:

5. This Grubhub driver who assumed someone was insulting them:

6. This person who assumed their landlord paid for their oven to be installed:

7. This person who assumed someone was going to San Diego just for fun:

8. This person who assumed their S.O. was going to hang out with another guy:

9. This person who assumed someone was throwing avocados in their yard:

10. This person who assumed their coworker kissed them on the neck:

11. This person who assumed this message would send separately:

12. This person who assumed North America only referred to the United States of America:

13. This person who assumed they could kill COVID germs via microwave heat:

14. This person who assumed they were cooking at a certain temperature:

15. This person who assumed someone called them on purpose:

16. This person who assumed they were going on a date:

17. This person who assumed they were getting an actual koala as a pet:

18. This person who assumed another person found them cute:

19. This person who assumed the size of their mattress instead of just measuring it:

20. This person who assumed someone was calling their own baby "weak":

21. This person who assumed the names of these students:

22. This person who assumed "street name" meant something else:

23. This person who assumed their best friend felt the same way about them:

24. This person who assumed they took their friend's phone:

25. This person who assumed that the Titanic sinking was a fictional event:

26. This person who assumed astronomy was the same as astrology:

27. This person who assumed someone just came out of the closet:

28. This person who assumed that someone was flirting with their girlfriend:

29. This person who assumed their dog just had a cool tattoo:

30. This person who assumed all doors were one size:

31. This person who assumed that you're supposed to use an oven the same way you use a barbecue grill:

32. This person who assumed using a plastic bucket to drain a deep fryer was a good idea:

33. This person who assumed that Michelle Obama was the vice president:

34. This person who assumed that the person they were talking to only had one kid:

35. This person who assumed that this cash was real:

36. This person who assumed someone smoked meth in their house:

37. And lastly, this person who assumed they were getting cheated on:

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