Somehow, we're already halfway through June! Even though we have some time until the end of the month, there have already been plenty of gems on Twitter. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
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real 💯💯
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i hate being the Tech person in the family cuz why am i helping my auntie with her iCloud and we open up safari and xvideos pop up
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eaten out by a queer elder call that oral history
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“wife material” my sister you are frying egg
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you ARE a good driver. that curb DOESN’T belong there.
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last time i went church on NYE the Pastor said "let's do two thousand and seventeen hallelujahs to enter in the new year". do you know how long that took. no sorry.
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i- excuse me??
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bro what the hell
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she deleted it but she's right
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Too many of you were told as kids you'd make a great lawyer without realizing that adult was calling you a dick.
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growing up i was bullied for being gay and ultimately forced into conversion therapy. that's why this pride month i'm teaming up with my wife
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WHAT
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what has YouTube become
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guys 😭
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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.
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A kid in my son’s preschool bragged about reading Marvel Comics but he also pushed my son off the top of the slide, so I told my son to tell him that if that happens again, I’m going to kill Iron Man in the next issue and have him say as he’s dying “This is because of Ryan”
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Dad called and asked how my weekend was and I gave him the whole rundown but it was just a lead in for him to tell me that he dragged a dead body out of a lake
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the name Kristen and the name Kirsten.. you guys need to sort that out
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Joseph: What should we name the baby? Mary:
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imagine she makes you a spotify playlist and it already has 8 likes
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swimming is so embarrassing everyone can see you want to be aIive
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i let the hibachi chef squirt sake in my mouth and my boyfriend told me find my own ride home???????
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i understand why old people type like this...... it's so addicting...... like a bitch just be trailing off...... ominously.... who knows..
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summer is the worst bc men have their toes out
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“I thrifted it” girl please tell me wtf the tag says
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Sesame Street: this is an educational show Me: oh yeah? what type of bird is that Sesame Street: *flustered* a big one
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i realize this is a hot take but naming a baby after yourself is one of the most insane things you can do and i’m tired of pretending it’s not
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I called my job from jail to tell them why i couldn’t make it. They freaking bailed me out and made me come to work!😭