2021 has been quite the year, but honestly, it's flying by. Once again, Twitter saved us this year by giving us the comic relief we all needed. Here are some hilarious *chef's kiss* tweets from this year thus far:
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Y’all be like “oh he’s an ACTEUR” and it’s just a guy shouting so loud that his spit is hitting the camera
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btches be like “idky i wake up wit scratches all over my body” btch it’s them dorito crumbs😭😭
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Velma when she lost her glasses
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"You know who else briefly went offline?" -Youth pastor
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hey baddies please be careful the curbs out here keep hitting cars
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GIRL HE'S LINESHDHDHEEBSVSVS
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last night i told a customer he looked like “if pete davidson drank water” and then asked him if he gets that a lot and he was like “obviously no one has ever said that to me in my life.”
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Why is this so funny💀💀💀💀💀
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“are you ok?” no i got my sleeve wet washing the dishes
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the worst thing on Wattpad was finding a good story that the author was writing as they went along. they'd post an update like "sorry for the delay guys. finals have been crazy 😥😥" you think I care about your GPA? Where is my chapter????
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it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”
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why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes
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the vagina is the original 3D printer
14.
I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.
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doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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My IUD fighting for its life every night
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“obsessed with these vibes” i say entering a situation so wretched and foul
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I told a gay man I was a lesbian and he was like no way I just thought you were laid back
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woman: aw he’s so cute me: thanks he’s a rescue my boyfriend: stop telling people that
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Normalise being out of the loop …. like what is even going on
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[me getting in the back of an ambulance] hi, for isabel?
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“ur so quiet” fuck u want me to do freestyle?
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“hey i’m in ur city” ok well leave
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When a guy is wearing glasses it’s like. Aww is he gonna read a book :)
29.
Told my landlord we had ants and he said “We cannot kill them. We can not outsmart them. They have been here longer than us. They will find a way.”
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The guy I get my w*ed from told me he was excited for me to try some new stuff today and I took one hit and I am fighting for my fucking life on this couch
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I hate when guys ask “ who’s pussy is this” bcs it’s clearly mine I got it for my birthday like wtf 😭😭
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wtf r daddy issues ? just traumatize your father back
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i'm in chrissy teigen house unplugging the router
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WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE
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"textbook is required for this class" we gone see.
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hate restaurants that make u say shit like yeah can i have the big wet daddy burger please thanks
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Chipotle worker to the cashier: “he got double meat”. Me:
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If I get pregnant now is still teenage pregnancy to me
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Me and my friends when the Target employees say they can’t find the red concrete balls
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babies born in the hospital are delivered, babies born at home are DiGiorno
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Coworker: “I found you on Twitter! You’re so funny!!”
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“are u okay” no can we change the topic before i cry
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I’m fucking dying my sister has detention on teams. They have to sit in silence with the camera on LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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girl u are literally crying over a man who googles “ending explained” after every movie
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Fuckboys in 1813
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Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society
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Men are like wow she really ruined our relationship by noticing how shitty I am
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Can’t believe we gave up hunting n gathering to pay rent
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“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it
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Dating men over 35
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am I working at my regular capacity? no. but am I prioritizing and taking care of the most important tasks? no. but am I at least taking care of myself and my mental health? also no.
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how can you look a newborn baby in the eye and name it bruce
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‘Lockdown won’t be that long’ The Lockdown:
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wandavision is so good!
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Why is lingerie spelled like that? Lawnjaray makes more sense
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happy 1 year to this oracle
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they needa distribute the vaccine the same way apple did us with that U2 album
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U ever shake ur head to clear the intrusive thought
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this comment always gets me
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might i interest you in some sushi
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gender studies gf and stoner bf
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new chapstick for men just dropped
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deleted my dating apps. just gonna try shaking my ass at barnes & noble to find my soulmate
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Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80
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when you've fake laughed twice already and they're still talking
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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin bout but we ain’t got it lol”
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“they/them pronouns are confusing” girl what the fuck is kappa gamma raffa alpha zeta omega
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men be like “i didn’t mean to cheat for real it’s just idk.. i miss my grandma 😞”
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me yelling “REPRESENTATIVE!!” to the automated customer service line
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Y'all out here ordering well done steaks shaking the whole table trying to cut it
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normalize leaving after the first red flag, i won’t do it, but you guys should
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I GOT INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL 🙏🏼🙏🏼🎉🎉🎉😍😍 they’re gonna use me for cadaver practice
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*58 minutes into a 1-hour meeting* "Well that's all I have for today. Happy to give you guys a few minutes back of your day!"
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me in a meeting: “this could’ve been an email” me receiving an email: “i’m going to hurl myself into the sun”
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oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out
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i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall
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Life is just choosing your subway sandwich when you're 9 and ordering the same one until you die
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Gay people are like “you don’t get it I’m OBSESSED” then make you watch the worst movie you’ve ever seen
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Every day I get down in my knees and thank God that Glee ended before WAP came out
83.
Me after calling someone a stupid bitch
84.
Thinking you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia fucking soul.
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“i can change him” girl did he shit himself
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As if this year could get any worse I just met a baby named Heidi
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so called “free thinkers” when someone says oh oh oh oriley
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really gotta teach my parents how to use emojis
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rip jane austen i just know you would've enjoyed bullying men on twitter
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i gaslight my parents sometimes ngl
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Me on my phone at 2am setting my alarms for 8:00, 8:01, 8:10 and 8:30am
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gas pump: please see the cashier me: absolutely not
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Idk what to say anymore
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imma throw up
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My great grandma being rescued after the titanic hit the iceberg 1912
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this the WORST typo ive ever fucking seen on this app
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I got 444 tatted on my neck and so I’m at work and this girl seen it and was like “ oo girl u making me wanna go to Wendy’s” lmfaoo bitch I’m done🥲🙄
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“wanna hop on a call”? NO.
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taco bell employee gave me my order and said “see you again tomorrow”
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i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight
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aight-
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He dumped me so I’m dating his landlord. We increasing the rent tomorrow.
104.
my grampa once told me I should call a company back that didn’t hire me and ask if they were having second thoughts
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LMFAOOOOO
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my therapist: how are u? me: im ok how are u?
107.
me begging myself to study
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“can you explain this gap in your employment history?” oh sure that’s the only time i’ve been happy in my entire life
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contestant on family feud: “penis” steve harvey:
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a few weeks ago i had to show proof of vaccination to get into an event, so i proudly held up my phone to show the bouncer the picture of it i had saved in my favorites. he looked and said ok nice but i don’t think you meant to show me this. it was fully a picture of my asshole.