No Offense, But You'll Never Be Anywhere As Funny As These 46 People

Imagine you're a doctor and someone brings in a literal bar stool when you asked for a stool sample.

1. This person who was holding their cat accountable:

Child support from funny

2. This person who gave careful instructions:

Helpful sign from funny

3. This person who came up with this warning sign:

Legit sign post from funny

4. This hospital worker who created this helpful Venn diagram:

My coworker put this on our office door at the hospital I work at. from funny

5. This injured person who was tired of answering questions:

Anticipating questions at work from funny

6. This paint store employee who wrote this message:

A notice at my local paint store. from funny

7. This person who came up with the idea for this bread packaging:

Bread is sexy from funny

8. This dad who redefined what an egg sandwich is:

My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I'm not even mad, this is genius! from funny

9. This restaurant worker who organized these onion rings:

I was served this onion ring tower while dining with my mom. from funny

10. This person who was giving their job the proper notice:

Handing in this resignation letter today from funny

11. These people who surprised their friend with a big gift:

Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen after closing. from funny

12. This person who didn't want people to think he was a panic hoarder:

Spotted at local gas station. “It’s for my lawn mower. I swear” from funny

13. This McDonald's employee who came up with this sign:

Spotted at my local McDonald's. I feel uhhhh... mocked. from funny

14. This customer who was just not willing to do the actual math:

My wife found this on one of her tables today at work from funny

15. This person who posted in Facebook Marketplace:

“Nintendo Switch OLED” from funny

16. The person who made this ad to troll people:

Injured? Good from funny

17. This person who threw shade at some guys:

I found a 6 inch banana! from funny

18. This Lyft driver who offered a tailored customer experience:

Welcome to Cameron’s car from funny

19. This kid who told their parent the bathroom was flooding:

I cancelled a call mid-presentation bc my 9yo told me water was running all over her bathroom floor… from funny

20. This kid who should start drawing comics:

My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny. from funny

21. This person who made a cake of Shrek swimming in a swamp:

Not exactly how I envisioned my Shrek themed birthday cake... from funny

22. This person who got what their kids wanted for Christmas...kinda:

The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great... from funny

23. This person who accurately renamed hand sanitizer:

Hand sanitizer found at my chiropractor's office. from funny