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    44 People Who Woke Up And Suddenly Lost All Of Their Common Sense

    "I really wanna find out if I'm related to my ancestors."

    1. This person who thought Jesus was a best-selling author:

    2. This person who wanted someone to invent something that was already invented:

    3. This person who was VERY confused about what a circumcision is:

    4. This person who thought the G in LGBT stands for Germany:

    5. This person who thought Mars...was fiction:

    6. This person who gave contradictory instructions:

    7. This person who forgot military time existed:

    8. This person who had no understanding how coffee is made:

    9. This person who didn't really understand the definition of "ancestor":

    10. This person who thought America only meant the US:

    11. These people who mixed up centipedes and centimeters:

    12. This young person who thought cable television always had the option to pause:

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    13. This person who forgot how many days were in December:

    14. This person who thought Xbox was a musical artist:

    15. This person who completely missed the joke:

    Text exchange with the last message saying, "Haha what's the joke?? May be I might understand it."
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    16. This person who desperately needed better sex ed in their school:

    Person online saying, "I thought women had their periods forever. When my first period stopped I assumed the neighbours' dog impregnated me when I pet him."
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    17. This person who thought plutonium came from Pluto:

    18. This person who overestimated the power of metal detectors:

    19. This person who put cans in the microwave:

    20. This person who was confidently incorrect about vaginas:

    21. This person who was misinformed about what Ireland refers to:

    22. This person who paid a lot of money for a pet they didn't get:

    23. This person who was incredibly wrong about wild life:

    24. This person who should not enter any spelling bees:

    25. This person who thought BareSkin condoms were — actually — made from bears:

    26. This drunk person whose forgetfulness caused a massive mess:

    27. This person who used an oven like an outdoor grill:

    28. This person who completely ignored the obvious place for the toilet paper:

    29. This person who thought astronomy and astrology were the same thing:

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    30. This person who thought they took someone's phone and then texted them about it:

    31. This person who baked pies without an essential ingredient:

    32. This person who didn't know there was a synonym for "straight":

    33. This person who embarrassingly did not learn from experience:

    A tweet stating, "when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate kisses where edible and i ate them w the chocolate for like a year."

    34. This person who should've just listened to their wife:

    35. This person whose strongest subject in school probably wasn't geography:

    36. This person who thought Google was glitching:

    37. This person who hung a curtain rod over their door that ended up making it impossible to open the door:

    38. This person who thought the sinking of the Titanic was completely fictional:

    Post: Canadians really think the Titanic was a real event and not just a movie, how dumb can you be; response: I really hope you're kidding lol
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    39. This person who thought someone was throwing avocados on their lawn:

    Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree

    40. This person who needs to start watching the National Geographic channel more:

    41. This person who had a genius idea for killing coronavirus particles on money:

    42. This person who should've taken a closer look before pouring their morning juice:

    43. This person who kinda proved that there is such a thing as a stupid question:

    44. And lastly, this person who thought a good place to keep a spare key was under a mat with holes: