44 People Who Woke Up And Suddenly Lost All Of Their Common Sense

"I really wanna find out if I'm related to my ancestors."

1. This person who thought Jesus was a best-selling author:

No way that this lady is serious. from facepalm

2. This person who wanted someone to invent something that was already invented:

Had the audacity to call the other person "stupid" from facepalm

3. This person who was VERY confused about what a circumcision is:

You are not circumcised from confidentlyincorrect

4. This person who thought the G in LGBT stands for Germany:

Okay i guess... from facepalm

5. This person who thought Mars...was fiction:

Oh no!!! we've been exposed from facepalm

6. This person who gave contradictory instructions:

College life from facepalm

7. This person who forgot military time existed:

What’s military time? from facepalm

8. This person who had no understanding how coffee is made:

Decaf is an ingredient. from facepalm

9. This person who didn't really understand the definition of "ancestor":

Please go back to school. from facepalm

10. This person who thought America only meant the US:

It's up North but not America from confidentlyincorrect

11. These people who mixed up centipedes and centimeters:

How did the reply get 78 upvotes from confidentlyincorrect

12. This young person who thought cable television always had the option to pause:

u/strictparents_ / Via reddit.com

13. This person who forgot how many days were in December:

Found this in ask reddit from facepalm

14. This person who thought Xbox was a musical artist:

Who's coming? from oldpeoplefacebook

15. This person who completely missed the joke:

u/Honest_Conference_81 / Via reddit.com

16. This person who desperately needed better sex ed in their school:

u/killHACKS / Via reddit.com

17. This person who thought plutonium came from Pluto:

Next she'll tell him it's not a real planet from stupidpeoplefacebook

18. This person who overestimated the power of metal detectors:

From the neighborhood group. from stupidpeoplefacebook

19. This person who put cans in the microwave:

Check out this gem....... from stupidpeoplefacebook

20. This person who was confidently incorrect about vaginas:

That's not how any of this works from facepalm

21. This person who was misinformed about what Ireland refers to:

On accents from facepalm

22. This person who paid a lot of money for a pet they didn't get:

Maybe they should stop calling it “adoption” and start calling it “sponsor” again. from facepalm

23. This person who was incredibly wrong about wild life:

Imagine being this confident from confidentlyincorrect

24. This person who should not enter any spelling bees:

"hapenis". that's how you spell it from facepalm

25. This person who thought BareSkin condoms were — actually — made from bears:

For the love of god, think of the bears!!! from facepalm

26. This drunk person whose forgetfulness caused a massive mess:

Drunk girl left my froster Machine running from Wellthatsucks

27. This person who used an oven like an outdoor grill:

dude doesn't know how to use an oven.. from facepalm

28. This person who completely ignored the obvious place for the toilet paper:

I married the person who does this from Wellthatsucks

29. This person who thought astronomy and astrology were the same thing:

autie @autiotrip

this email i just got i can’t

02:20 PM - 27 Oct 2021

Twitter: @autiotrip

30. This person who thought they took someone's phone and then texted them about it:

I wish this was fake. Meet Jenn from facepalm

31. This person who baked pies without an essential ingredient:

See those eggs? They are supposed to be in the pies. I made two hot oily chocolate garbage circles. from Wellthatsucks

32. This person who didn't know there was a synonym for "straight":

These Are The Same People Who Tell You to Read A Biology Book from facepalm

33. This person who embarrassingly did not learn from experience:

Twitter: @jinIov3r

34. This person who should've just listened to their wife:

My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size... from Wellthatsucks

35. This person whose strongest subject in school probably wasn't geography:

Cultural Appropriation from facepalm

36. This person who thought Google was glitching:

My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen. from Wellthatsucks

37. This person who hung a curtain rod over their door that ended up making it impossible to open the door:

Tried to hang a curtain over my front door, but didn’t realize what I did until I stepped back. from facepalm

38. This person who thought the sinking of the Titanic was completely fictional:

u/mandysapotatoe / Via i.redd.it

39. This person who thought someone was throwing avocados on their lawn:

Mave @MavenofHonor

Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree

05:51 PM - 22 Aug 2019

40. This person who needs to start watching the National Geographic channel more:

You’ve never seen a pink lion? from facepalm

41. This person who had a genius idea for killing coronavirus particles on money:

A friend's client paid him in cash. He put the cash in the microwave to kill traces of coronavirus from cringepics

42. This person who should've taken a closer look before pouring their morning juice:

Good morning... from Wellthatsucks

43. This person who kinda proved that there is such a thing as a stupid question:

That’s a pretty expensive ticket. from facepalm

44. And lastly, this person who thought a good place to keep a spare key was under a mat with holes:

When your username and password are both "admin" from facepalm