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28 Infuriating Screenshots Of Men Whose Logic Is So Backwards They Really Think They're "Nice Guys"

"Keep the long hair. No girl looks good with short hair. Sorry if I sound like an a**hole. Just trying to be nice and give my opinion."

Ajani Bazile-Dutes
by Ajani Bazile-Dutes

BuzzFeed Staff

1. This "nice guy" who SWEARS he was being respectful:

"I was respectful but it doesn't matter who it's does it?"
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2. This "nice guy" who was mad his friend was treating him like...a friend:

"you're a selfish prick who puts your d**k before her feelings."
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3. This "nice guy" who was offended someone asked him to teach them to play chess:

"So ima go"
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4. This "nice guy" whose masculinity was threatened by adult toys:

"if someone leaves you for a piece of plastic, it's not the piece of plastic."
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5. This "nice guy" who told a woman to shut up and then said he would've treated her right:

"shut up woman"
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6. This "nice guy" who gave unwanted advice:

"Keep your hair long no girl looks good with short hair"
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7. This "nice guy" who thought sending unsolicited nudes was a nice thing to do:

"You sent me a d*** pic after I met you on Saturday."
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8. This "nice guy" who failed at convincing anyone that was true:

"I don't care about looks or sex"
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9. This "nice guy" who had an "epiphany" as to why he was single:

"I gotta be 6 foot make 100k a year for them to even look my way"
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10. This "nice guy" who said that once women reached their 30s, they would realize how "nice" guys like him exist:

"In your 20s we are invisible to you until your 30s when you realize we exist."
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11. This "nice guy" who had a severe superiority complex:

"I'm looking to soar not settle for handouts of mediocrity."
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12. This "nice guy" who had no patience:

"I'm at a concert bruh"
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13. This "nice guy" who wrote a bitter Tinder bio:

'You found your reason to delete this app!"
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14. This "nice guy" who was upset someone was prioritizing their health over him:

Screenshot of a text conversation
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15. This "nice guy" who was confused as to why he got blocked:

"I was just being nice..."
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16. This "nice guy" who wanted a trophy because he didn't send unsolicited nudes:

"Yeah I push boundaries so sorry"
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"But Fuck it"
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17. This "nice guy" who sent someone a "reminder" before they went out:

Screenshot of a reminder a "nice guy" sent out
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18. This "nice guy" who didn't understand why someone was hesitant to meet him:

"The old 'meeting a guy off the internet is scary cause he might actually be a nice guy' scenario"
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19. This "nice guy" whose dating profile was an immediate left swipe:

"now stuck on this titanic door saving my self."
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20. This "nice guy" who claimed he wasn't a player anymore:

"but do you have pretty big boobs? is that too weird to ask"
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21. This "nice guy" who came on way too strong:

"Here I am .. what's up ?"
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22. This "nice guy" who called his ex a gold digger just because she moved on from their relationship:

A man ranting about his ex
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23. This "nice guy" who couldn't take a hint:

"You sent me a friend request"
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"Stuck up"
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"Honestly I don't know who you are but you have the benefits of the doubts"
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24. This "nice guy" who was looking to cheat on their spouse:

Profile of a guy who says he's nice but that he's "married, seeking discreet shenanigans."
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25. This "nice guy" who felt he was owed something:

"So who's that guy with you this morning?"
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screenshot of a text conversation
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"Seriously? I waited all afternoon for your delivery. And I cleaned your table..."
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26. This "nice guy" who was mad someone was too busy taking care of a dying relative:

Screenshot of a text conversation
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Screenshot of a text conversation
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"I should've communicated that to you and I apologize but I'm not tolerating this dying man slander."
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27. This "nice guy" who had a short temper:

"You can't even return the Christmas message, unfortunately I didn't expect you to be like this"
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Screenshot of a text conversation
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Screenshot of a text conversation
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28. And lastly, this "nice guy" who somehow thought he wasn't being misogynistic:

Screenshot of Facebook comments
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