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mom, can you pick me up? i’m at a party and there’s someone funnier than me
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mom can you pick me up the white boy punched a wall
3.
mom can u come pick me up from college? there’s a girl in my math class wearing chunky filas and I’m scared
4.
mom, can you pick me up? there’s a man with a forest tattooed around his forearm
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Mom, can you pick me up? There are sorority girls here and they’re chanting
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mom can you pick me up there are straight people here
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Mom can you pick me up they’re referring to women as “females”
8.
Mom can you pick me up I got manipulated again
9.
Mom can you pick me up one of the boys here called me his Ramona Flowers
10.
mom can you please pick me up theres republicans here
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mom can you come pick me up kids here are cancelling me
12.
mom can you pick me up there’s gemini’s here
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hey mom can you come pick me up, they’re doing things they wouldn’t do in front of Jesus
14.
hey mom can you come pick me up I’m at a party and smoked too much weed and now I’m too anxious to socialize
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mom can you pick me up? I’m at a party and there’s a guy talking about vibes
16.
mom can you come pick me up they’re doing nicotine
17.
mom can you come pick me up? people are drinking white claws here
18.
mom can you pick me up the vibes are off
19.
Mom can you pick me up? I’m at a party and there’s white people here saying the N word
20.
Mom can you pick me up I’m scared, someone from high school just walked into the lobby 😥😥
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mom can you come pick me up everyone’s getting engaged
22.
Mom can you come pick me up there’s people hitting on me and I don’t know how to flirt
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mom can you pick me up they’re projecting childhood trauma on eachother
24.
mom can you pick me up?? they’re playing country music
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mom can you come pick me up from twitter. my post didn’t go viral