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my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | gay \ | disaster | | / | / | / | |
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No one: “Straight acting” gays:
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me: JK Rowling: Dumbledore was on PrEP
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If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you're the top.
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"A joy to have in class!" was always code for gay. https://t.co/zNFHpjgL1q
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my dad found my douche and I had tell him it was a nasal spray and HE PUT IT IN HIS FUCKING NOSE IM DEAD SFJSKDJSLL
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I knew I was gay when I was at a girl's sleepover aged 8, and one of the girls asked me who my celebrity crush was, and I genuinely couldn't think of a man so panicked and said Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time.
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Here’s a video I made with a completely original thought I came up with.
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me in P.E when the coach would make my gay ass go to the boys side and play sports with them
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My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
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If you cried at the kitchen table doing math with ur parents you're gay now
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no one: gays with one dangly earring: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | †
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Albus Rumbledore, Headmistress of the School of Bitchcraft and Wigatry
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gays wearing the same two (2) pride outfits from H&M
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me in middle school: i’m FAR from gay me: 📍 📏 (2 min. walk) 📏 📏 📍gay
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You twinks are always worries about “streams” this and “collabs” that. How about you investigate your STREAM of failed relationships?? How about you COLLAB with the bus driver to get to work on time??
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If you pretended these were purses as a child, you’re gay now.
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standup comics will make gay jokes that you could have overheard at the food court at your local mall in 2010 then call their tour "UNCENSORED" or something
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gay culture is my phone autocorrecting lord to lorde
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Being gay in public like: https://t.co/B27gpDnZ2G
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Gays when life gets difficult:
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One time I told a person on Grindr that I worked with cancer patients and they replied “like the sign or actual cancer patients?” And in conclusion that’s why I’m homophobic
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why do gay people walk so quickly everywhere like where are we in a rush to go.... hell????
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being gay isn’t all about homosexuality okay?? there is a large percentage that is taking care of pets and then also depression
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7 year old me when I came back home like two hours after trying to run away
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Gay culture be like
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TV writers: it's just not realistic to have more than one LGBT person in a friendgroup me: *hasn't seen a straight person in 3 days*
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Siri: This is FaceID, what part of that don't you understand? Me:
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Me last night: haha it's fine whatever I'll just have a couple of KFC hot wings and still be able to bottom tomorrow My stomach:
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When your straight friend Jean makes a funny joke
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2 years ago today I came out 😛🌈
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The bond between gay boys and girls who didn't do anything in gym class
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gay culture is putting your phone face down on the table at every family event
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When you're not out yet and your cousins ask if you're gay at a family event
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Person: you sure do tweet a lot about anxiety and depression Me:
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*in high school* “Are you gay?” Me:
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Me attempting to draft up a good 280-character tweet to share with my friends:
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*dog barks* Straight owner: “No.” *dog barks* Gay owner: “Absolutely not.”
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Queer Eye but it's a bunch of butch lesbians who show up at my house and teach me how to parallel park
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Gay culture is knowing exactly what "can I ask u something" means
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Cute Cashier at Trader Joe’s: Do you have a Grindr? Me: Uh... I just deleted it. Did you message me on there? Cashier: For the beans, do you have a grinder for the coffee beans. Me:
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I was in the US this weekend and made out with a hot gay at a bar one night, who later contacted me on grindr where I found out he was a MAGA GAY
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When you travel to a hookup that’s more than a mile away on Grindr
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no gay has all 9: 1. hot body 2. bugatti 3. maserati 4. lamborghini 5. is sipping martinis 6. looks hot in a bikini 7. lives fancy 8. big mansion 9. party in france
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why do straight couples always look like this
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there wasn’t a single gay guy involved in the gatekeeping process on this product launch huh
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me: capitalizing on LGBT themed merchandise during pride month is a shallow and apolitical attempt at supporting the gay community driven only by corporate greed. *clothing store doesnt have a pride section* me:
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Bottoms when they host and the top leaves
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do gay people only tweet is that their job
