LGBTQ·Posted on Dec 11, 201950 Jokes From Gay Twitter That Prove We Shared Some Great Laughs In The 2010s"If you cried at the kitchen table doing math with your parents, you're gay now."by Ajani Bazile-DutesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. cazzie stan account @sadkxit my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | gay \ | disaster | | / | / | / | | 01:34 AM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕪 @johnsworthy No one: “Straight acting” gays: 01:31 PM - 31 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. grant 🎄 @urdadssidepiece me: JK Rowling: Dumbledore was on PrEP 04:18 PM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Rowe-LAND @RowelandFox If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you're the top. 01:52 AM - 12 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Jenna Maroney @OffBrandHeels "A joy to have in class!" was always code for gay. https://t.co/zNFHpjgL1q 04:08 PM - 06 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. migz @kuyamiguell my dad found my douche and I had tell him it was a nasal spray and HE PUT IT IN HIS FUCKING NOSE IM DEAD SFJSKDJSLL 11:07 AM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 🌻🌻 @lavendr_menace I knew I was gay when I was at a girl's sleepover aged 8, and one of the girls asked me who my celebrity crush was, and I genuinely couldn't think of a man so panicked and said Andrew Lloyd Webber. 07:02 PM - 08 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. James Potter @dontforgetjames Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it’s your time. 12:29 PM - 23 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Michael Benjamin @mfbenji Here’s a video I made with a completely original thought I came up with. 08:30 PM - 04 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. VON DIOR @diortweets me in P.E when the coach would make my gay ass go to the boys side and play sports with them 09:40 PM - 16 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ShangHiiieee @ShangHiiieee My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!" 10:39 PM - 19 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. condemned body @apathetic_bear If you cried at the kitchen table doing math with ur parents you're gay now 03:38 AM - 29 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. an Oscar for Jennifer Lynn Lopez @robertkessler no one: gays with one dangly earring: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | † 06:42 PM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mike T @majtague Albus Rumbledore, Headmistress of the School of Bitchcraft and Wigatry 04:03 AM - 23 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Hitmonvers ✨ @MilkmanNick gays wearing the same two (2) pride outfits from H&M 10:24 PM - 07 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. kya @softsadsatan me in middle school: i’m FAR from gay me: 📍 📏 (2 min. walk) 📏 📏 📍gay 11:50 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. salt fat asshole queef @c0nnorpl3ase You twinks are always worries about “streams” this and “collabs” that. How about you investigate your STREAM of failed relationships?? How about you COLLAB with the bus driver to get to work on time?? 12:49 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. grant 🎄 @urdadssidepiece If you pretended these were purses as a child, you’re gay now. 09:50 PM - 05 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. JuanPa @jpbrammer standup comics will make gay jokes that you could have overheard at the food court at your local mall in 2010 then call their tour "UNCENSORED" or something 05:18 PM - 06 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. tyler oakley @tyleroakley gay culture is my phone autocorrecting lord to lorde 07:14 PM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. simon @homosimsual Being gay in public like: https://t.co/B27gpDnZ2G 02:00 AM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙔 𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙄𝘿𝘼𝙔𝙎 🎄 @Brotamins Gays when life gets difficult: 11:52 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. drake @sparks379 One time I told a person on Grindr that I worked with cancer patients and they replied “like the sign or actual cancer patients?” And in conclusion that’s why I’m homophobic 09:19 PM - 26 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui why do gay people walk so quickly everywhere like where are we in a rush to go.... hell???? 05:46 AM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett being gay isn’t all about homosexuality okay?? there is a large percentage that is taking care of pets and then also depression 02:33 AM - 26 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Generic Internet Gay @genericgaystuff 7 year old me when I came back home like two hours after trying to run away 01:36 PM - 26 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Hillarita Clintonez @Mikeydelrey1 Gay culture be like 01:05 AM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. regular morgan @RegularMorgan TV writers: it's just not realistic to have more than one LGBT person in a friendgroup me: *hasn't seen a straight person in 3 days* 02:40 AM - 17 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. James Delamare @JamesDelamare Siri: This is FaceID, what part of that don't you understand? Me: 07:50 PM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. ayatollah cuminme @alcoholicgay Me last night: haha it's fine whatever I'll just have a couple of KFC hot wings and still be able to bottom tomorrow My stomach: 12:49 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. joey @joeyz95 When your straight friend Jean makes a funny joke 09:06 PM - 23 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. poppy @pxppyrose 2 years ago today I came out 😛🌈 01:09 PM - 24 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. 🤠 @c0mic_sans The bond between gay boys and girls who didn't do anything in gym class 06:41 PM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. cazzie stan account @sadkxit gay culture is putting your phone face down on the table at every family event 02:43 AM - 23 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. brrran @brandonmonge15 When you're not out yet and your cousins ask if you're gay at a family event 06:24 PM - 13 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Woke But Petty @marcformarc Person: you sure do tweet a lot about anxiety and depression Me: 11:07 AM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. No Un Dormir Rey @CastielMerteuil *in high school* “Are you gay?” Me: 02:30 PM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Josh @joshgetsit Me attempting to draft up a good 280-character tweet to share with my friends: 11:44 PM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Adam Sass @TheAdamSass *dog barks* Straight owner: “No.” *dog barks* Gay owner: “Absolutely not.” 03:23 AM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Eliana Dobres @elianamargalit Queer Eye but it's a bunch of butch lesbians who show up at my house and teach me how to parallel park 03:33 PM - 27 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. KUNTYEWEST @kuntyewest Gay culture is knowing exactly what "can I ask u something" means 01:15 AM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. pete @oheypete Cute Cashier at Trader Joe’s: Do you have a Grindr? Me: Uh... I just deleted it. Did you message me on there? Cashier: For the beans, do you have a grinder for the coffee beans. Me: 03:53 PM - 13 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Krevin @kjfkid I was in the US this weekend and made out with a hot gay at a bar one night, who later contacted me on grindr where I found out he was a MAGA GAY 01:21 PM - 06 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Phillip Henry @MajorPhilebrity When you travel to a hookup that’s more than a mile away on Grindr 12:52 AM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. ike @vaIentinope no gay has all 9: 1. hot body 2. bugatti 3. maserati 4. lamborghini 5. is sipping martinis 6. looks hot in a bikini 7. lives fancy 8. big mansion 9. party in france 11:50 PM - 18 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. nathaniel🌈 @ king of dragon pass @lordephrim why do straight couples always look like this 04:30 PM - 07 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Calvin @calvinstowell there wasn’t a single gay guy involved in the gatekeeping process on this product launch huh 04:14 PM - 30 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. isaac @contraisaac me: capitalizing on LGBT themed merchandise during pride month is a shallow and apolitical attempt at supporting the gay community driven only by corporate greed. *clothing store doesnt have a pride section* me: 09:38 PM - 02 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. a rat jumping around the corner looking for a food @nothasghey Bottoms when they host and the top leaves 12:29 AM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. BBG @BabygirlSux do gay people only tweet is that their job 05:18 AM - 06 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite