ComedyยทPosted on Sep 21, 201923 Grindr Jokes From Twitter That Are Legitimately Funny"Can I see your identification please?" "I have my Grindr profile. Would that work?"by Ajani Bazile-DutesBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Liam @liamantt Guy on grindr was called farm boy so I messaged saying itโs pasture bedtime and he blocked me 06:28 AM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. tyler oakley @tyleroakley gays waiting for their grindr hookups to show up on halloween 11:59 PM - 30 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. pete @oheypete Cute Cashier at Trader Joeโs: Do you have a Grindr? Me: Uh... I just deleted it. Did you message me on there? Cashier: For the beans, do you have a grinder for the coffee beans. Me: 03:53 PM - 13 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Justin Randall @imjustinrandall A guy on Grindr last night asked me if I had nice feet and I said idk cus Iโve never been asked before but then I was feeling brave so I sent a picture and he said โtheyโre okayโ 05:01 PM - 12 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Benj @benjrainwrite In honor of JK Rowling stepping in it yet again, please enjoy the worst Grindr message I ever received: 05:16 PM - 18 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. sergio @sxrgihoe *logs into Grindr after a few weeks* 08:29 AM - 13 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Charlie @charliewyatt_ My housemate went for a Grindr meet so Iโve just had a look on find friends and........ ๐๐ 07:47 PM - 09 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. james lohan del rey @james_lohan grindr couple: 2 tops here, looking for a bottom me: 01:18 AM - 06 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Tom Bellino @tombellino No one: British guys on Grindr: ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง British visiting ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง Iโm British and Iโm visiting 10:34 PM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Krevin @kjfkid I was in the US this weekend and made out with a hot gay at a bar one night, who later contacted me on grindr where I found out he was a MAGA GAY 01:21 PM - 06 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Philip Hernandez @XOJamesMoreno I ordered a drink at Starbucks right now and then the barista rang me up but didnโt take my name so I said, โOh did you need my name?โ He goes โNah, Philip, I know who you are. You and your bf never responded to me on Grindr. Next in line!โ I. AM. DECEASED. 02:58 AM - 06 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. bhad phag @hebaddie when tinder gays meet grindr gays 07:13 PM - 07 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Tom Zohar @TomZohar Message on Grindr: hey bud whatโs up Me: not much buddy, hbu The NSA agent monitoring our phones: 03:09 AM - 12 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. hunter schaferโs y/n @villaphoria was using my dads phone to order food and a notification for grindr popped up goodbye 06:22 PM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. ๐ฎ chris ฯ @_chriswolfe my grindr hookup kicking me out of his place right after we finish having sex 12:41 PM - 08 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Ben Yahr @benyahr No one: My Grindr profile: 04:33 AM - 16 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Phillip Henry @MajorPhilebrity When you travel to a hookup thatโs more than a mile away on Grindr 12:52 AM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. grant ๐ง๐ป @urdadssidepiece When a really hot guy messages me back on Grindr 09:28 PM - 11 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. and i was like... @qowicome Every white gay on grindr 07:32 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 6โ5โโ @urdadwayne when two bottoms text each other on Grindr 07:23 PM - 10 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Ariana Grande @ArianaGrande tsa at airport: can I see your identification please? Sammy: i have my grindr profile, would that work? 08:34 PM - 04 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. james lohan del rey @james_lohan when I get caught checking grindr while visiting my family 01:57 PM - 11 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite